Monday, October 06, 2003


The Blogger 15 Minute Survey

Survey says: X X X !!!

Thanks I needed the DBF moment there. ;-D <ahem> Uh, guys, could you put down that sign please?

<everyone leaves the "Deconstructing Harry Potter" sign alone and sets clock>

I doubt this baby's really a 15-miute survey. Well, we're gonna find out. AND we're gonna blog the whole baby!

<everyone snickers>

<PeterPika:>"[Hey, it's almost Halloween! Where are the Snickers?]"

Oh btw, I forgot to mention that not everything's entirely serious on this particular blog, just in case you didn't know that. <shuts -ed. up before he can say "duh!">

Anyway: Ladels and germs, the Blogger 15-minute Survey!

<less than enthusiastic and yet mild but polite applause>



Thanks for taking the time to provide feedback on Blogger. You're welcome The information you provide will be used to help Blogger serve you better YIPEE! and will be kept confidential Oh really? in accordance What no accordian?! <Hot ROddish breaks out the accordian> For same! No accordion... <snort> with Google's BOO!! HISSS!!!! privacy policy. <snickers> Okay if you say so... <sigs wonders where the Snickers are too>

Please indicate your age: NONE OF YOUR FARKING BUSINESS!

How long have you been using Blogger? Uh...since... 4:35 pm December 31 2001. You do the math.

How many active blogs do you maintain on Blogger? <counts on finger> Uh, just the active ones or all of them?

<Seanpuff:>"Do all of them!"

Okieday then, that'd be a nice round 10.

How often do you update your Blogger blog(s)? Depends

How often do you read other people's blogs? Nearly every day I'm online!

How easy or difficult is it to find other blogs to read? Is this a trick question or what?

<Ewanpuff:>"I vote Or What!"

How would you rate the reliability of Blogger's service? Yes

<Ewanpuff:>"Hey, lookit these answers: 'Somewhat unreliable' and 'Neither reliable nor unreliable'!!!"

I still say the answer's 'Yes'.

Please review <PeterPika:>"[Four thumbs up!]" the following proposed enhancements <everyone cheers> <SWAT Team sweeps up Cheer> to Blogger and rank them (1 through 4) Aw! I wanted to rank it a 500! :-( according to preference. <Ianpuff:>"They're trying to KILL US! What if we prefer all of them equally?" Please use a "1" for the enhancement you would most prefer <Hamillpuff:>"We'll use our OWN system thank you very much!" and a "4" for the enhancement you would least prefer. I'll rate it a 10 if I bloody well WANT TO! Now lesse...

Making it easier to change the appearance of my blog. 10!

Ability to blog from my cell phone or other mobile device 0!

Improved support for adding pictures to my blog 9.9!

Ability to search the content of blogs Uh...can we get back to you on that? I mean, you're not gonna frisk us or anything...right? <sigs grab a box of Friskies> Oh! Well, okay that takes care of that, so that'd be a...8!

Do you maintain blogs on sites other than Blogger? Will you kill any of us if we say 'yes'? Wait a sec, I thought you said Blog*Spot was a seperate thing... ;-D Muahahahaha

Please read the statements below and indicate which of the following best applies to you. <everyone:>"WTF-F-F-F?!?!"

Please read the statements below and indicate which of the following best applies to you. "I learned about blogging from my friends and decided to try it too." See! We can answer a serious question seriously! Seriously! But it wasn't a seriously serious question tho was it? :-P Not like death or anything...

How satisfied are you with Blogger overall? <everyone:>"It's the bestestestest!!!!"

<sigs are satisfied that they brought in the box of Friskies because Friskies leave cats very satisfied and we're all very cool cats around here>

<Ianpuff:>"How many people here actually remember that commercial?"

<has bad mental image of cats dancing the Nutcrakcer>

To how many people have you recommended Blogger? I DON'T REMEMBER!!! Well, alright I was talking to groups of people at a time at least once...

Please indicate your gender I KNEW IT!!!! <slams fist on desk> Ouch...

<Hamillpuff:>"What you knew your gender or was it the cliché?"

<grumbles>

What is the highest level of education you have completed or the highest degree you have received? HIGHLY UNFAIR QUESTION!!! <everyone agrees>

Which of the following income categories best describes your total 2002 household income before taxes? ROTFLMOH&AATWO!!!!! Say y'know what?

<Hot ROddish:>"[No I never met him! :-)]"

<Ewanpuff:>"Aw man I wanted to do that one!"

<Hot ROddish:>"[Ha-Ha! Snooze ya looze! :-P :-D]"

<Ewanpuff chucks snooze button out the window>

<Chuck gets upset>

We *did* do taxes recently...uh...you want absolutely everybody or just me? In any case, We "DECLINE TO ANSWER" SO THERE!!!!

Do you live inside the U.S.? YEP!

Thank you very much for your participation in our survey. You're welcome and thank you for being so polite about it. <Ewanpuff:>"And for letting us be a little less than polite about it. ;-D" Again all of your information will be kept confidential in accordance with Google's privacy policy. blahblahblahblah...

Well, that's it! Now we **KNOW** that didn't take no friggin' 15 minutes-

<Seanpuff:>"Knowing us, it never does...Hardly anything ever does!"

<Hamillpuff & Ewanpuff:>"Hey, are we famous yet?!"

-so how long *did* we take? Huh? Somebody? Anybody?

<Ianpuff:>"Anybody doesn't read the blog, at least I don't think. But I do exist!!! Ha! Beatcha!"

<Hamillpuff & Ewanpuff:>"Aw man! You messed up a really good one!"

<Ianpuff:>"Yeah, well it was kinda predictable."

<Seanpuff:>"Yeah, knowing you two and all-"

<Wiggly-tough:>"[Our TIME you guys!!!]"

<Hamillpuff:>"Um, we didn't set it."

<sigs disagree and say Ewanpuff chucked it out of the window>

<Ewanpuff:>"I chucked the snooze button out of the window!"

<Ianpuff:>"Yeah, with the clock still attatched!!!"

...

Oh well, we posted this and edited and re-edited it later on than the timestamp says anyway. It's not like that's the first time and -oh for goodness sakes you guys!!!- Excuse me please...

<breaks up slight melee>

<Chuck wants nothing to do with any of this and quietly exists the building...>
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